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Johnny the Bagger

March 17th, 2009 by shawn

At work the other day, we all had a meeting in the conference room and were shown this movie. Personally, I was kind of disgusted on multiple levels.

First of all, my gut is screaming ‘BULLSHIT’. I feel the PR minions at work here, trying to sell some load of crap to boost company morale. Not necessarily the company that “I” work for, but the company that published this pile of crap.

Second, there was really no mention of ‘Johnny’ after words. If he actually exists, do you think he got a raise for dramatically boosting sales? I highly doubt it.

Finally, with a little checking later, I caught a hint that there IS a company pawning this movie off for $995 a piece to employment firms.

The bottom line - The grocery store reaped the profits from someone else’s idea, and Johnny’s still a retard. Capitalism at it’s finest.

Hmmm… Will I go to hell for that?

5 Responses

  1. grendel_0138

    i only have one word … CHEEZY

  2. grendel_0138

    Drag Me To Hell

  3. shawn

    Hahaha… that’ll teach the banks to foreclose on people!

    Btw, there was a line in there about ‘giving the curse to someone else’. This story line seems familiar. Thinner? By Stephen King?

  4. grendel_0138

    Thinner? yeah, that does sound familiar …

  5. summer

    I don’t think you should call retarded people retards! lol.

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